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DISC TWO

AKA "THE BALLADS ALBUM"
 
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Fun Fact: This is the shortest song on the album AND the only song performed a capella.

"A Pretty Girl is Like" Mashup Cover: Infinite Exes live in 2012.

2.1 Roses

LENGTH: 0:27
SUNG BY: LD
KEY: D Major
GENRE: Ditty
LISTEN FOR: Serendipity

LYRICS:
​Buy more stock in roses
Millionaires will always woo
Don't be shocked if roses
Make a millionaire of you
 

2.2 Love Is Like Jazz

LENGTH: 2:56
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: D Minor
GENRE: Coffee House Near MIT
LISTEN FOR: Tape manipulation​

LYRICS:​
​Love is
Love is
Like Jazz

You make it up as you go along
And you act as if you really knew the song
But you don't and you never will

So you flaunt your mistakes
And you make them until
They
They
Are you

Love is like jazz
The same song
A million times
The same song
A million times
In different ways
In different ways

"Strange Fruit" with and without wind chimes
It's divine
It's asinine
It's depressing
And it's almost entirely window dressing
But it'll do
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"John: We're not supposed to talk about this one."

"Among the ways 
69 Love Songs' surreal "Love Is Like Jazz"- which includes a sly nod to "They Were You" from the eternal off-Broadway musical The Fantasticks (1960-2002)- compares romance with the musical genre, the most telling is: "the same song a million times/ in different ways." This Modernist notion pervades 69LS and is central to Stephin's Pop Art ideals of repetition, mechanical reproduction and art as marketing strategy, and what sage Camille Paglia has called "allegorical repletion," or the symbolic doubling (on 69LS, more an exponential metastasizing) of something..."

​"(The only requirement, when playing this song, is that you wear sunglasses)."

This song's instrumentation was recorded by Stephin letting each musician record a two and a half minute improvisation in separate locations at separate times. The first take was the only take. Stephin insists that "the song doesn't necessarily require multitracking. There should be no music planned beforehand." 
 
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"Peter Straub: An exuberant, almost surrealist list song composed entirely of superlatives that goes way beyond Cole Porter's "You're the Top." It embodies a way of seeing. Merritt's searching deliberately for joy and extravagance. There's something similar but with a completely opposite valence in "Asleep and Dreaming"-also a list, but one that aches with sincerity. It's a list of poses and stances which ends with a natural downbeat sigh that's directly opposite to the charged gaudiness of "When My Boy Walks Down the Street.""

"Stephin: Massively sped up, but not sped up enough.

2.3 When My Boy Walks Down the Street

LENGTH: 2:38
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: D Major
GENRE: Late Salvation Army/ Early Three O'Clock (Angelino Paisley Heaven)
LISTEN FOR: Double drum kit, "California fade" (i.e. fast fadeout)

LYRICS:
Grand pianos crash together
When my boy walks down the street
There are whole new kinds of weather
When he walks with his new beats
Everyone sings "hallelujah"
When my boy walks down the street
Life just kind of dances through you
From your smile down to your feet

Amazing
He's a whole new form of life
Blue eyes blazing
And he's going to be my wife

The world does the hula-hula
When my boy walks down the street
Everyone thinks he's Petula
So big and yet so petite

Butterflies turn into people
When my boy walks down the street
Maybe he should be illegal
He just makes life too complete

Amazing
He's a whole new form of life
Blue eyes blazing
And he's going to be my wife

Oh
Shadows of echoes of memories
Oh
Things that he brings that he found in the sea

Oh
Shadows of echoes of mem'ries of songs
Oh
How could he know that it won't be long

Grand pianos crash together
When my boy walks down the street
There are whole new kinds of weather
When he walks with his new beats
Everyone sings "hallelujah"
When my boy walks down the street
Life just kind of dances through you
From your smile down to your feet
 

2.4 ​Time Enough for Rocking When We're Old

LENGTH: 2:03
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: Bb Major
GENRE: Trad
LISTEN FOR: Fingerpicked tremolo bass, Stephin's low Bb on "old"

LYRICS:
There'll be time enough for rocking when we're old
We can rock all day in rocking chairs of gold
But tonight, I think I'd rather just go dancing
There'll be time enough for rocking when we're old
My love

There'll be time enough for talking in the nursing home
Darling, time enough to write an epic poem
But tonight, I think I'd rather just go dancing
There'll be time enough for talking in the home
My love

There'll be time enough for sleeping when we're dead
You will have a velvet pillow for your head
But tonight, I think I'd rather just go dancing
There'll be time enough for sleeping when we're dead
My love

There'll be time enough for sex and drugs in heaven
When our pheromones are turned up to eleven
But tonight, I think I'd rather just go dancing
There'll be time enough for sex and drugs in heaven
My love
And time enough for rocking when we're old​
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"John: The extra measure in the last verse [at the backing vocal "Heaven"] is a happy accident, something I miscounted. Stephin liked it so we kept it in."

Jazzy Cover: Caroline Henderson on her 2009 album "No. 8."

A Cover Your Middle-Aged Mother Will Like: Martha Bassett on her 2019 album "Hot Pepper Queen."

Mandy Patinkin Cover: On his 2018 album "Diary: January 27, 2018."

Spanish Cover: "Tiempo Para El Rock" by the duo Espanto off of their 2007 album "Cantando En Tu Siesta."
 
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​"Dudley: It was a challenge to convey the song's emotion and not let it be just a joke. Being in love with someone who doesn't love you back is never funny, except possibly to outsiders. Or to the object of your affection... the hateful loser."

2.5 ​Very Funny

LENGTH: 1:26
SUNG BY: Dudley
KEY: D Major
GENRE: Torch
LISTEN FOR: Dudley's "laugh" as "lahff" (also in "Long-Forgotten Fairytale")

LYRICS:
​Everybody knows but me
When you go where you shouldn't be
Everybody knows but me
Where you go when you're feeling free
Everybody knows but me

So you go there for a laugh
You just go to take photographs
To believe that I'd be daft
But yes, I think you go for a laugh
And you say
I love you, honey
Very funny
 

2.6 ​Grand Canyon

LENGTH: 2:28
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: D Major
GENRE: Electrofolk
LISTEN FOR: Slow vibrato on analog synth obligato, finger cymbal as snare

LYRICS:
If I was the Grand Canyon
I'd echo everything you say
But I'm me
I'm only me
And you used to love me that way
So you know how to love me that way

If I was Paul Bunyan
I'd carry you so far away
But I'm just me
I'm only me
And you used to love me that way
So you know how to love me that way

If I was the Grand Canyon
I'd echo everything you say
But I'm just me
I'm only me
And you used to love me that way
So you know how to love me that way
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"Ed Park: I've always liked this one, but often felt something was missing... that it needed to be grander somehow. Today I decided that the small scope is precisely why the song is so good. It distils epic themes- American themes- to their essences. The legendary finds new meaning- its only meaning, only resonance- in the personal."

"Linda Merritt: I love the self-defining while staying connected: "I'm only me and you used to love me that way.""

"Susan Kirby-Smith: It is moving that the singer would "echo" everything the beloved says. This augments my belief that one or more of the people involved in Merritt's songs must be a great poet."

"Stephin: I have what is probably a false memory of being dangled by a hippy over the Grand Canyon when I was a child."
A Note on Covers: All covers of this song are whiny and gross. I would not recommend them.

Live Version: Rockefeller Music Hall in Oslo, 2012.
 
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"Charles Newman: Stephin wanted the drum track to have a 70s sound, so we recorded two almost-identical drum takes. I then spent several hours editing all the tracks so they matched up and created a phasey sound."

No One Will Ever Love You is, in Stephin Merritt's account, an attempt to distill
Fleetwood Mac's Tusk album into a single song. This applies not just to the composition and arrangement, but to the lyrics as well, which are obliquely styled to hint at desires, passions and tensions without ever quite naming them.

​In live performance of the song, Stephin has been known to introduce singer Shirley Simms as Shirley Nicks.
Gives me major "Lovesong" by The Cure vibes.
A Cover That Lacks Quality But Makes Up for It with Whimsy: Zoe Woodbury-High (and friends).

Punk Country Mashup Cover: Sarah Borges and the Broken Singles on their 2009 album "The Stars Are Out."

2.7 ​No One Will Ever Love You

LENGTH: 3:14
SUNG BY: Shirley
KEY: C Major
GENRE: Tusk
LISTEN FOR: Out-of-tempo tremolo on rhythm guitar; John being Lindsey Buckingham, Shirley being Christine McNicks

LYRICS:
If you don't mind
Why don't you mind
Where is your sense of indignation
You are too kind
Much too kind
Where is the madness that you promised me
Where is the dream for which I paid dearly

When things go wrong
I sing along
It is the nature of the business

But you're not here
To make my sad songs more sincere
No one will ever love you honestly
No one will ever love you for your honesty
No one will ever love you honestly
No one will ever love you for your honesty​
 

2.8 If You Don't Cry

LENGTH: 3:06
SUNG BY: Claudia with Stephin
KEY: C Major
GENRE: Self-Help Drinking Song
LISTEN FOR: Monophonia

LYRICS:
Softly the crystals falling on Seventeenth Street
Do their dance and die and are gone
Millions of crystal balls roll around your feet
Nothing gets done

An hour goes by
She doesn't
If you don't cry
It isn't love
If you don't cry
Then you just don't feel it deep enough

Dying all day in thousands of little ways
Dancing alone and drinking a lot
Closing the clubs and haunting the cabarets
Looking for what

Another five
Years off your life
If you don't cry
It isn't love
If you don't cry
Then you just don't feel it deep enough

A year goes by
She doesn't
If you don't cry
It isn't love
If you don't cry
Then you just don't feel it deep enough

If you don't cry
It isn't love
If you don't cry
Then you just don't feel it deep enough
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"Stephen Coates: I have wondered about Stephin's misanthropy but this makes it- if it exists- forgivable because you couldn't write a song like this without knowing what it's actually like... Or, indeed, feeling it deep enough."

"Claudia: Whenever I sing a hilarious lyric people start looking sad and serious. This song is actually sort of melancholic, but maybe Stephin meant it to be funny because it's so ridiculously literal."
Synth Pop Cover: Resistor on Soundcloud.
 
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In his interview with Stephin Merritt in The New York Observer, Philip Weiss records this exchange about the song:

"I told Mr. Merritt I sang it to my wife (trying to imitate his deep sad tones). He looked at me like I was crazy.

"The song is tragic and pathetic. 'When you cancel dinner plans, I wish I didn't understand'?" he said. "It's a declaration of love for someone who doesn’t return it."
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"It's a song about separateness in a relationship," I said. "My wife cancels dinner plans—so what.""

2.9 ​You're My Only Home

LENGTH: 2:17
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Anamorphic Crystals
LISTEN FOR: Rising line starting at solo designed to give the listener that sinking feeling

LYRICS:
I will stay if you let me stay
And I'll go if you let me go
But I won't go far away
Because you're my only home

And I will hide what you want hidden
And I'll roam if you say "roam"
But I'd just as soon you didn't
Because you're my only home

When you cancel dinner plans
When you cross the street
And you don't take my hand
When you make impossible demands
I wish I didn't understand

I will stay if you let me stay
And I'll go if you let me go
But I won't go far away
Because you're my only home

And I will hide what you want hidden
And I'll roam if you say "roam"
But I'd just as soon you didn't
Because you're my only home​
 

2.10 (Crazy for You But) Not That Crazy

LENGTH: 2:18
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: Eb Major
GENRE: Sequel ("Absolutely Cuckoo")
LISTEN FOR: Ring-mod synth line

LYRICS:
I built a ship
With my own hands
To take us to the moon
I took a pen
In my own hand
And wrote you a hundred tunes

Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy

I pretended you were Jesus
You were just dying to save me
I stood beneath your window
With my ukulele
I made my yard a playground
Just in case we had a baby

Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy

I treated you like radium
I treated you like God
You're my glass menagerie
Did you not find that odd

I dwelt within
And went without
And broke my virgin flesh
I performed acts of devotion
As if you were Ganesh

But now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
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"Stephin: The Moog bass sound is straight out of mid-70s Sweet records, specifically "Lies in Your Eyes" by Sweet. The drum patterns on the versus are half-time Motown, the choruses are "Bette Davis Eyes."

"Reggie Chamberlain-King: Essentially the same song as "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)," in which the protagonist states every willingness until the upper limit that he daren't pass."
 
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2.11 ​My Only Friend

LENGTH: 2:01
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: Ab Major
GENRE: Ferrante & Teicher Tribute
LISTEN FOR: Multi-octave MC Escher piano programming

LYRICS:
Billie, you're a miracle
And god knows I need one
Sing me something terrible
That even dawn may come
You and me
We don't believe in happy endings

Hey, Lady Day
Can you save my life this time
Can you cry so beautifully
You make my troubles rhyme

Hey, Lady Day
Can you save my life again
My only love is gone away
Will you be my only friend

Billie, you're a genius
Enough to be a fool
A fool to gamble everything
And never know the rules
Some of us can only live in songs of love and trouble
Some of us can only live in bubbles

Hey, Lady Day
Can you save my life this time
Can you cry so beautifully
You make my troubles rhyme

Hey, Lady Day
Can you save my life again
My only love is gone away
Will you be my only friend
 

2.12 Promises of Eternity

LENGTH: 3:46
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: F# Major
GENRE: Synthetic Vegas
LISTEN FOR: Absurd timpani

LYRICS:
What if the show didn't go on?
What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
What if Old Joe had to retire?
What if all the stagehands were let go or fired?

That's just like what the world would be
If you fell out of love with me

I can't let this happen to you
Don't you let it happen to me
What would our friends and family say
If they could only see

If you let this happen to us
Don't think you'd be setting me free
Wasn't it you and I who made
Promises of eternity

What if the lights didn't go on?
What if the velvet curtain had to be taken down?
What if the clowns couldn't be clowns?
And all those painted smiles
Gave into plaintive frowns

What if no show ever happened again?
No seven
No 8 1/2
No nine
And no 10
All numbers and no mystery
No promise of eternity

I can't let this happen to you
Don't you let it happen to me
What would our friends and family say
If they could only see

If you let this happen to us
Don't think you'd be setting me free
Wasn't it you and I who made
Promises of eternity

I can't let this happen to you
Don't you let it happen to me
What would our friends and family say
If they could only see

If you let this happen to us
Don't think you'd be setting me free
Wasn't it you and I who made

Wasn't it you and I who made
Promises of eternity​
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"NancyKay Shapiro: My imaginary video for this song includes dry ice and lasers."
 
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2.13 World Love​

LENGTH: 3:07
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Afropop Worldwide Pastiche
LISTEN FOR: Pretty classical guitar​

LYRICS:
When the rhythm calls
The government falls
Here come the cops
From Tokyo to Soweto
Viva la musica pop

We are black and white
And we dance all night
Down at the hop
And the letters were tall
On the Berlin Wall
Viva la musica pop

So if you're feeling low
Stuck in some bardo
I, even I
Know the solution
Love, music, wine
And revolution

Love
Love
Love, music, wine
And revolution

This too shall pass
So raise your glass
To change and chance
And freedom is
The only law
Shall we dance?

This too shall pass
So raise your glass
To change and chance
And freedom is
The only law
Shall we dance?

So if you're feeling low
Stuck in some bardo
I, even I
Know the solution
Love, music, wine
And revolution

Love
Love
Love, music, wine
And revolution

So if you're feeling low
Stuck in some bardo
I, even I
Know the solution
Love, music, wine
And revolution
 

2.14 ​Washington, D.C.

LENGTH: 1:53
SUNG BY: Claudia
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Chamber of Commerce
LISTEN FOR:  Lovely piano with dotted-eighth-note echo, the perfectly enunciated "ain't"

LYRICS:
W-A-S-H-I-N-G
T-O-N, baby
D. C.

W-A-S-H-I-N-G
T-O-N, baby
D. C.

Washington, D.C.
It's paradise to me
It's not because it is the grand old seat
Of precious freedom and democracy
No, no, no
It's not the greenery turning gold in Fall
The scenery circling the Mall
It's just that's where my baby lives
That's all

Washington, D.C.
It's the greatest place to be
It's not the cherries everywhere in bloom
It's not the way they put folks on the Moon
No, no, no
It's not the spectacles and pageantry
The thousand things you've got to see
It's just that's where my baby waits for me

W-A-S-H-I-N-G
T-O-N, baby
D. C.

W-A-S-H-I-N-G
T-O-N, baby
D. C.

Washington, D.C.
It fits me to a T
It's not the people doing something real
It's not the way the springtime makes you feel
No, no, no
It ain't no famous name on a golden plaque
That makes me ride that railroad track
It's my baby's kiss that keeps me coming back
It's my baby's kiss that keeps me coming back
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"Susan Kirby-Smith: A sort of love-seizure... it sounds like flashing lights, disorientation, absurdly strong feelings and weakness."

"Dudley: Stephin had all the singers record songs with distinct types of sexual narratives- gay, straight, cross-gender, gender non-specific: Claudia sings "Sweet Lovin' Man," Stephin sings "Bitter Tears" to no one in particular, etc. This was my last song to record for the album. I was at Stephin's and he was playing through old cassette tapes looking for something, and an old demo of this song came on. I said, "I want to do this as my same-sex love song.""

"Linda Merritt: It's a disturbing, psychologically accurate peek at a sadomasochistic love affair. Dudley makes it come alive."

"Jorge Colombo: Since this song I can't hear New Order-style percussion without imagining people being slapped."

2.15 Long-Forgotten Fairytale

LENGTH: 3:37
SUNG BY: Dudley with Stephin
KEY: B Major
GENRE: Hyperbolic ABBA
LISTEN FOR:  Backing vocals (real and Harmoniser'd)

LYRICS:
Someone told me you'd be here
Whispering these familiar things
Talking to my little pets
Smoking the same old cigarettes
I would have laughed

I saw you last in summertime
You said you hated long goodbyes
You said there's nothing to explain
In every life, a little rain
Et cetera

And a long-forgotten fairytale
Is in your eyes again
And I'm caught inside a dream world
Where the colors are too intense
And nothing is making sense
There's a floating town of ire down
In a mist of mystery
There's an old enchanted castle
And the princess there is me
Decked out like a Christmas tree

I guess you've had your little joke
But I have lost my sense of humor
My medication's wearing off
For it's just not strong enough
To cover this

Then you kiss me like before
I find myself wanting more
Then you tell that little lie
That kept hypnotized
Another kiss

And a long-forgotten fairytale
Is in your eyes again
And I'm caught inside a dream world
Where the colors are too intense
And nothing is making sense
There's a floating town of ire down
In a mist of mystery
There's an old enchanted castle
And the princess there is me
Decked out like a Christmas tree

If someone told me I'd succumb
If someone said I'd be so dumb
After all the sleepless nights
When I turned on all the lights
I would have hit them

But I have turned the other cheek
My voice trembles
My knees are weak
And you beat me once again
And I know what happens then
You raise the ante

And a long-forgotten fairytale
Is in your eyes again
And I'm caught inside a dream world
Where the colors are too intense
And nothing is making sense
 

2.16 Kiss Me Like You Mean It

LENGTH: 2:00
SUNG BY: Shirley
KEY: F# Major
GENRE: SM Gospel
LISTEN FOR:  Rhyming "been" and "mean," à la Annie Lennox

LYRICS:
He is my lord
He is my savior
And he rewards
My good behavior
My secret soul
I know he's seen it
He says "Come here, baby
And kiss me like you mean it"
He calls me "baby"
Says "Kiss me like you mean it"

(humming)

He is my light
And my salvation
He's always right
He's always patient
I pinch myself
It's like I'm dreaming it
He says "Come here, baby
And kiss me like you mean it"
He calls me "baby"
Says "Kiss me like you mean it"

(humming)

He is my love
He's always been it
He says "Come here baby
And kiss me like you mean it"
He calls me "baby"
Says "Kiss me like you mean it"
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"NancyKay Shapiro: I always wonder if Stephin intended it, or if I'm the only one who hears this as the codependent warble of a woman entangled with an emotionally abusive man who's broken down her self-respect."

​"Stephin: Listen for Shirley's broadest suburban-Baltimore accent, and how she rises perfectly to the five-note melisma on "se-e-e-e-elf"- it's gospel, after all."

In the 69LS liner notes, Stephin Merritt says the song is "about a B & D [bondage and domination] relationship."
 
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"Charles Newman: When we recorded the drums for this I felt like I was part of history in the making."

"Miss Gretchen- There was a lot of discussion on as to Mike's gender, with various proofs offered up. Now, everyone knows Mike is based on Nancy Sinatra in the movie 
Wild Angels. But why must people be so... definite? A little ambiguity never harmed anyone."

"Reno Dakota: Which came first, "Papa Was a Rodeo," or 
Brokeback Mountain?* Guess it doesn't matter. Whether we're herdin' sheep or wrestlin' gators, it's all about how that dead serious, bow-legged, butt-pluggin' MANLOVE can just sidle up outta nowhere and steal away with our juicy-stupid hearts. Jeez, I get teary every time I play this lovely song. I'd like to think Heath and Jake do, too."

"Ed Park: An epic in the way "Grand Canyon" isn't: it's packed with detail, and the lovers' story is vast, encompassing decades- that gloriously deadpan time-shift: "And now it's 55 years later." For a long time I assumed the lyrics described a gay romance but on the millionth listen, I felt the carpet being pulled, as Stephin frames a memory and Shirley delivers the chorus. Is the object of his (dis)affection "Mike" actually a woman? The fact that Shirley's chorus is the same as Stephin's scans as a sweet affirmation of the lovers' common background- or else it's a senile descent into solipsistic self-love. Both sound great to me."

"Stephin: Part of this one was written at the Rainbow Cattle Company (a now-closed gay bar) in Austin, Texas."
Fun Fact: At five minutes one second, this is the longest song on the album.

*"Papa Was a Rodeo" came first.

2.17 Papa Was a Rodeo

LENGTH: 5:01
SUNG BY: Stephin & Shirley
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Countrypolitan
LISTEN FOR:  Plinky uke turnaround starting at second refrain

LYRICS:
I like your twisted point of view, Mike
I like your questioning eyebrows
You've made it pretty clear what you like
It's only fair to tell you now
That I leave early in the morning
And I won't be back 'til next year
I see that "kiss me" pucker forming
But maybe you should plug it with a beer

'Cause Papa was a rodeo
Mama was a rock and roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with diesel gas
Love was a trucker's hand
Never stuck around long enough
For a one night stand
Before you kiss me, you should know
Papa was a rodeo

The light reflecting off the mirror ball
Looks like a thousand swirling eyes
They make me think I shouldn't be here at all
You know
Every minute
Someone dies
What are we doing in this dive bar?
How can you live in a place like this?
Why don't you just get into my car
And I'll take you away
I'll take that kiss now

But Papa was a rodeo
Mama was a rock and roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with diesel gas
Love was a trucker's hand
Never stuck around long enough
For a one night stand
Before you kiss me, you should know
Papa was a rodeo

And now it's fifty-five years later
We've had the romance of the century
After all these years wrestling gators
I still feel like crying
When I think of what you said to me

Papa was a rodeo
Mama was a rock and roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with diesel gas
Love was a trucker's hand
Never stuck around long enough
For a one night stand
Before you kiss me, you should know
Papa was a rodeo

Ooh-ooh
What a coincidence
Your papa was a rodeo
Too
 

2.18 Epitaph for My Heart

LENGTH: 2:50
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: Bb Minor
GENRE: 1. Found-Poetry Madrigal 2. Goth Tom Petty
LISTEN FOR:  Guitar solo!, muted bass à la Carol Kaye​

LYRICS:
Caution, caution, caution
To prevent electric shock
Do not, do not, do not
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Let this be the the epitaph for my heart
Cupid put too much poison in the dart
This is the epitaph for my heart
Because it's gone, gone, gone
And life goes on and on anon
And death goes on, world without end
And you're not my friend

Who will mourn the passing of my heart?
Will its little droppings climb the pop chart?
Who'll take its ashes and, singing, fling
From the top of the Brill Building

And life goes on, and dawn, and dawn
And death goes on, world without end
And you're not my friend
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"NancyKay Shapiro: Only Stephin would make a lyric out of the safety warning on the back of a stereo receiver, and then turn that into a huge metaphor in a song that for all its cleverness, is existentially devastating."

"John St Denis: Live, it's more bitter than the recording, and I like it that way."

 
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"Stephin: I love watching people sleep. Except when they're at the wheel."

​"John St Denis: Stephin has said many times that good songwriting doesn't require a composer to feel every emotion conveyed in his songs- they're not about him. I absolutely believe him. Yet he gives us "Asleep and Dreaming" or "Book of Love" and I can't help seeing the half-mask of the clever songsmith slipping down, giving us a glimpse of the wounded romantic underneath."

This song is reminiscent of the Greek myth of Selene, the Titan goddess of the moon, and the mortal Endymion whom she loved. According to some stories, Selene loved how Endymion looked when he slept so much that she asked Zeus to grant him eternal sleep. Every night, Selene would visit him as Endymion, forever youthful and undisturbed, slept.

2.19 ​Asleep and Dreaming

LENGTH: 1:53
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Warholian Weepy
LISTEN FOR:  Slithery piano obligato​

LYRICS:
I've seen you laugh
At nothing at all
I've seen you sadly weeping
The sweetest thing
I ever saw
Was you asleep
And dreaming
Well, you may not be beautiful
But it's not for me to judge
I don't know if you're beautiful
Because I love you too much

I've seen you laugh
At nothing at all
I've seen you sadly weeping
The sweetest thing
I ever saw
Was you asleep
And dreaming
I've seen you when
Your ship came in
And when your train
Was leaving
The sweetest thing
I ever saw
Was you asleep
And dreaming
 

2.20 The Sun Goes Down and the World Goes Dancing

LENGTH: 2:46
SUNG BY: Stephin
KEY: Db Major
GENRE: Ukulele Disco
LISTEN FOR: Intermittent radar, "heartbeat" bass drum in bridge

LYRICS:
​So the sun goes down
And the world goes dancing
And the stars come out
And they all go dancing

And there is nothing I'd like more
Than a twirl across this rickety old floor
And I don't know why
But I just feel like dancing
I can't imagine why
But I feel like dancing

And there is nothing in this world
That I'd like better than
A twirl across your rickety old floor

Baby, it's you
You know your eyes are awful blue
Maybe it's more
Maybe you're all I ever waited for
After all the endless nights
When I wished I could still cry

The sun goes down
And the world goes dancing
And the stars come out
And they all go dancing
And there is nothing I'd like more
Than a twirl across this rickety old floor

Well, I don't know why
But I just feel like dancing
I can't imagine why
But I feel like dancing
And there is nothing in this world
Than I'd like better
Than a twirl across your rickety old floor
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"Stephin: Most Top 40 songs are either about love or dancing, and if they're recurring themes in my lyrics that's just because they're recurring themes in all lyrics."

Bus Stop Cover: Damon Guyett via YouTube.
 
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"Stephin: Written in the 80s, but not recorded then because it, like "Kiss Me Like You Mean It," sounds ridiculous with me singing it."

"Stephin: The way the person says good-night is never actually described in any way. You have no idea how he or she says good-night. You're free to imagine in what exotic, strange and grandiose way it is that they say good-night. It's about an anticlimax so I built the anticlimax into the arrangement."

2.21 The Way You Say Good-Night

LENGTH: 2:44
SUNG BY: LD
KEY: C# Major
GENRE: Cello Fantasia
LISTEN FOR: Skewed bells in the coda

LYRICS:
So far away and so alone
How could I ever take you home?
You're beautiful
Beautiful

You've got a devastating point of view
And everything you say is true
You're beautiful
Beautiful

The nightbirds start to sing their favorite song
The way you say good-night
The nightbirds start to sing their favorite song
And the moon begins to sing

I kiss you and the sun goes down
How come it's always dark when you're around?
You're beautiful
Beautiful

The nightbirds sing their favorite song
The moon begins to sing
You're beautiful
Beautiful

The stars begin their Busby Berkeley dance
The way you say good-night
And the night becomes a musical extravaganza
The way you say good-night

The way you say good-night
I dream of all day long
Oh, I could write a song about the way you say good-night
The way you say good-night
I dream of all day long
Oh, I could write a song about the way you say good-night
The way you say good-night
I dream of all day long
Oh, I could write a song about the way you say good-night
 

2.22 Abigail, Belle of Kilronan

LENGTH: 2:00
SUNG BY: 
Stephin
KEY: G Major
GENRE: Irish War Ballad
LISTEN FOR: Bass drum entry when the hero goes to war, heavy tremolo on ukulele

LYRICS:
Abigail
Can you feel my heart in the palm of your hand?
And do you understand
Why I can't stay?

Abigail
An evil wind is blowing through the land
And they need every man
To drive it away

When I come home
If I come home
You'll be a grown woman
When I come home
If I come home
Don't be alone
Abigail, Belle of Kilronan

Abigail
Is gonna be the beauty of County Galway
And she will live always
In a world of love

Abigail
I'm off to the war
But you can be sure
I will know you're
What I'm fighting for
I'm off to the war
But you can be sure
I will know you're
What I'm fighting for
I'm off to the war
But you can be sure
I will know you're
What I'm fighting for
When I come home
If I come home
You'll be a grown woman
When I come home
If I come home
Don't be alone
Abigail, Belle of Kilronan
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"Stephin: I like over-the-top sentimentality if there's a justification for it, and war is a pretty good justification. As long as you say that there's a war going on, practically any emotion follows."

 
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"Peter Straub: Stephin's voice, which I've heard him denigrate, is a wonderful, expressive instrument, though tonally it may not offer much variation. But it is emotionally expressive. It conveys a kind of all-stops-out romanticism that is framed almost ironically, but is not felt ironically. When I heard him sing this at Lincoln Center his voice seemed to shatter, as though he were literally breaking something. It seemed to go lower than any human voice I'd ever heard- down into the depths where sound couldn't sustain itself."

2.23 ​I Shatter

LENGTH: 3:09
SUNG BY: 
Stephin
KEY: G Major
GENRE: 
Krautrock
LISTEN FOR: Tricky timing on backing vocals

LYRICS:
Bang, there was you
Too gold
Too blue
You told the truth
I cried
You flew
You called me mad
(And I am mad)
As a hatter
Some fall in love
(Some fall in love)
I shatter

You make it rain
Too bleak
Too stark
Should night not fall
You make
Things dark
You called me mad
(And I am mad)
As a hatter
Some fall in love
(Some fall in love)
I shatter

Bang, here am I
No one
Nowhere
No ground, no sky
No light
No air
You called me mad
(And I am mad)
As a hatter
Some fall in love
(Some fall in love)
I shatter
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